What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Me : I don't drink coffee also

Me : I don't drink

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

Can a meme heal what therapy can't?

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Since the Brits can't steer their oil tanker, what makes them think they can take on Russia?

Me : Because it's month of August.

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

He : Tea ?

If you believe in God, do you think God can save you from cancer?

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

Me : Thank you.

What is a good habit and what is bad one?

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Do dogs feel love?

He : Then let's have some coffee

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

What are the withdrawal symptoms of Klonopin 1mg?

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

What is the meaning behind people claiming to hear voices of God in their heads without anyone else hearing them? Is this a sign of mental illness or possession by an evil spirit?

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Is it true that all men want a woman who looks like an Instagram “model”?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

Why do so many people suddenly think it's acceptable to continue to live with their parents into adulthood?

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

What do women talk about mostly(among themselves)?

Me : Sure.

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Me : No

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

He : I'm 24.

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?